Yesterday I showed Miss K a picture of a cat and I asked her what it was and she took a few seconds to answer me and she said ‘is picture(pronounced picta) mama’ and walked away. It got me and my mom laughing so much as that was not the answer I was expecting 
But I guess it was the ‘right’ answer.
P.S Have an awesome weekend
Lots of Love
Yesterday we moved into a new house and while we where packing things away into boxes Miss K was also ‘helping’ us while also being a toddler.
When Good meets evil meets cuteness.
We had our year end function on Wednesday and we had been given ‘party packs’ filled with dress up things, from feather strings, rings, bangles, big glasses and of course the devil horns. Miss K decided she wanted to wear both the Christmas hat and the horns.
All the furniture was moved out into the lounge , Miss K’s pram was folded and she decided to get on the pram without really thinking how she would get down. After realising she couldn’t get down she started crying and calling for me and when I did come she got off the pram with no issues, guess she needed mommy for some emotional support
Toddlerism = things that toddlers do that are sometimes unexplainable, sometimes quirky and sometimes funny
Lots of love
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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